post nine - what not to wear

'You look like you've just come back from the stables. Is that what you're going out in?' JB, aka Dad.

'It is actually,' I reply. 'I've seen loads of girls around in skinny jeans and boots over the top. Kate Moss does it.'

'But baby,' he squeaks through his tears of laughter, 'you aren't exactly the same stature as Kate Moss...' Harrumph.

I head downstairs to the kitchen, where I am met with guffaws from HT and PJ.
'Hows the pony?' they cried.
I changed into a skirt.


Kate Moss never had to put up with this shit.